Wedding Speech Delivered by the Groom -- Wedding Toasts Roasts Speeche

Wedding Speech Delivered by the GroomLadies and Gentlemen, you argon or so to witness a unique event in history. This is the actually first and very last time that my wife is going to let me speak on behalf of both of us.To daytimetime, so far has been a day beyond my wildest dreams. They say you dont connect someone you can live with - you marry the person who you cannot live without which is very true with Karen.I thought I had prepared myself quite well for today but nothing could contribute prepared me enough for when I saw Karen walk see the aisle. I thought my legs were about to give way from underneath me. Never go I seen her exploreing so beautiful. I was overwhelmed to the say the least.I should be used to it now as Karen always dresses to kill, its just unfortunate that she cooks the same way.So my first thank you goes to Karen, my wife, my bride and joy. Thank you for everything you have done. You know everything about me and yet you still said I do. Thank you. l end SINGLE ROSE.Ok, now for the rest of my speech.Thanks to curtsy for those kind words. I know it must have been hard for you today. Although, when it came to the time for you to walk Karen down the aisle, I could have sworn I saw you running not sure about this receipt though Bob. READ RECEIPT AND happen TO BOB.HAND OUT PRESENT TO BOB AND FLOWERS TO JOSIEThanks again Bob and Thanks to Josie for making sure he didnt go on ... ...g this speech, Nicole was just getting over chicken lues venerea and Brooke had just started scratching. I was worried to say the least. I myself have never had chicken pox so I had to stay away from them, which was extremely difficult as I love them both so much. If you could bottle their enthusiasm for this day you would be set for life. I think you will all agree, they look absolutely stunning today. Thank you both. Can I please charter you all to stand and raise your glasses in a fuddle to the bridesmaids, Nicole and Brooke.Well, thats me all done . Can I please now request you all to welcome to the stage, a man who needs no entree.but I will introduce him anyway.my outperform man and best friend, Marmaduke.